membership entails:
1) devoting more than 9.6 man-hours each day pushing the plastic mouse on the desk
2) maximum radiation exposure via extensive teleconferencing on the mobile phone
3) acclimatizing in the extreme environmental working condition (too frigid or too warm A/C setting)
4) fortitude to endure mediocre cafeteria fare.
perks:
1) travel (to China)
2) lug a laptop (home)
3) (even more) flex time
4) corporate postpaid phone package
5) fat purse ?!?!
downsides:
1) failure to log in at friendster for more than three weeks
2) miss out on exhilirating, clean fun (soccer scrimmage)
3) break an expectant loser's day
(my kennel is growing. it's three dogs and a cat no more so blog name is back to original)
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